Don't Fear the Reaper
Uninspired by the presumed candidates for president in 2008? “More Cowbell” may provide just the inspiration a beleaguered nation needs to emerge from the doldrums.An elaborate hoax, naturally, but it...
View Article“Woooooo Pig! Sooey!
For all those who like to gnash their teeth, pull their hair and lament over America’s cultural inferiority, we humbly recommend this item.I suggest we get a team of rabid Razorback fans together and...
View ArticleSo, This Is What the Gold Rush Is Reduced To?
I’m sure there are more nuanced economic readings of this story, but when 11, 000 people apply for 400 jobs at Wal-Mart, it’s probably not a great sign for the economy. Relevant quote: "It's not about...
View ArticleI'll be home by 9:00 - I Promise!
This is why you ask Mom to borrow the getaway car before you break-and-enter:
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Man, to be young again. I know if was playing youth football and Snoop tapped me for his squad, I'd be down with the clown. Money quote: “The rapper and sometime actor also made personal phone calls...
View ArticleBushwacked!
So, I’m attending a wedding in Tahoe this weekend and making my final preparations for the big event, which include a visit to the barbershop for a quick trim. The trip was the source of some anxiety,...
View ArticleCharacter Revealed
I'm back from a brief sabbatical in Tahoe for the wedding of the most lovely Becky Webster and Aaron Dolberg and return bearing the fantastic news- from my completely biased, nepotistic perspective -...
View ArticleGermany, I'm Sorry
Dear Germany,I apologize. Really. This is not one of those half-hearted apologies born of cowardice, convenience or diplomacy. This is an honest-to-goodness, get down on my knees,...
View ArticleBank It Like Beckham
Amidst the frisson that coursed through my network of soccer-loving friends upon news of David Beckham's impending move stateside, one killjoy wondered whether the signing might spark the kind of...
View ArticleDon't Fear the Reaper
Uninspired by the presumed candidates for president in 2008? “More Cowbell” may provide just the inspiration a beleaguered nation needs to emerge from the doldrums.An elaborate hoax, naturally, but it...
View Article“Woooooo Pig! Sooey!
For all those who like to gnash their teeth, pull their hair and lament over America’s cultural inferiority, we humbly recommend this item.I suggest we get a team of rabid Razorback fans together and...
View ArticleSo, This Is What the Gold Rush Is Reduced To?
I’m sure there are more nuanced economic readings of this story, but when 11, 000 people apply for 400 jobs at Wal-Mart, it’s probably not a great sign for the economy. Relevant quote: "It's not about...
View ArticleI'll be home by 9:00 - I Promise!
This is why you ask Mom to borrow the getaway car before you break-and-enter:
View ArticleSnooperBowl
Man, to be young again. I know if was playing youth football and Snoop tapped me for his squad, I'd be down with the clown. Money quote: “The rapper and sometime actor also made personal phone calls...
View ArticleBushwacked!
So, I’m attending a wedding in Tahoe this weekend and making my final preparations for the big event, which include a visit to the barbershop for a quick trim. The trip was the source of some anxiety,...
View ArticleCharacter Revealed
I'm back from a brief sabbatical in Tahoe for the wedding of the most lovely Becky Webster and Aaron Dolberg and return bearing the fantastic news- from my completely biased, nepotistic perspective -...
View ArticleGermany, I'm Sorry
Dear Germany,I apologize. Really. This is not one of those half-hearted apologies born of cowardice, convenience or diplomacy. This is an honest-to-goodness, get down on my knees,...
View ArticleBank It Like Beckham
Amidst the frisson that coursed through my network of soccer-loving friends upon news of David Beckham's impending move stateside, one killjoy wondered whether the signing might spark the kind of...
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